Karma Slaps Masturbating Motorist With A ‘Wank You & Goodnight’ Traffic Ticket!

Karma Slaps Rating: 10 out of 10

This is a wanktastic true tale of the worst kind of stupidity, a stupidity which will get you killed. Which it did back in January 2016 for this driving dick!

58 year old Clifford Ray Jones from Michigan USA was driving in the early hours of a very cold Sunday morning. Driving safely was not on his mind, he was preoccupied with watching porn on his mobile phone while furiously manhandling his gear stick.

Instead of pulling over in the early hours and having a quick crafty wank on the side of the desolate road Clifford Ray Jones thought it was a good idea to knock one off while he was driving.

Clifford was not wearing any pants or his seat belt (surely he didn’t take those off while he was driving? He must have pulled over to take them off?). If that was not unsafe enough Clifford also had his sunroof wide open.

It must have been a bit chilly around the willy! Probably that was how Clifford like it.

At around 3:40am Clifford’s Toyota lost control – or rather he did. The car crashed, rolled ejaculating Clifford out through the sunroof in what has been described as a spectacular climax to his life… fnarr fnarr!

Instead of stopping to cum he drove and went, now he has gone. Clifford Ray Jones is no more. A big price to pay just for a quick five knuckle shuffle.

Karma doesn’t hold back, if you do something as stupid as masturbate while driving on icy roads then you too could end up in the Karma Wank Bank like Clifford.

Karma Slapped this masturbating dick head so hard that we awarded this slapping a Karma Slaps rating of 10 out of 10.